Newsflash!
You have a crappy life!
But hey, thats OK! My life is crappy too. So is everyone elses. And theres no other way to celebrate our mutual pain better than playing as flappy people who fly to avoid cylinder objects!
=== Key Features ===
SO MANY CHARACTERS & DYNAMIC DIFFICULTY
Create a new character by mixing and matching various attributes: RACE, GENDER, EDUCATION, and even BIRTHPLACE. Of course, LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Some characters may have more Crappy Level than others. The higher Crappy Level, the more difficult life is waiting for you.
FUN & FAMILIAR GAMEPLAY, BUT WITH SOME TWISTS
Touch to make your character flap and fly. Dont forget to avoid obstacles that life throws at you. And dont miss your chance to grab money floating around as much as you can because, like real life, when your head hit a blunt object only money can revive you. You can also spend your hard-earned money to reduce Crappy Level, which makes the game a wee bit easier.
MULTIPLE ENDINGS DEPENDING ON YOU!
Alright, maybe thats a bit exaggerated. By Ending, it means something like a mock-up of death certificate with a picture and some texts. Didnt life already teach you that you shouldnt get your hopes up too high? But anyway, the character you created, the points you scored, the money you got will determine what ending will be revealed in front of you.
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